June 27, 2006

Personal Remarks About The Martians

  • Martians can be easily fooled, Venusians however are more intuitive.
  • To an intuitive Venusian, the company of a good-natured Martian is a bliss.
  • In his heart, every Martian looks up to only 1 Venusian, his mother.
  • Mean Martians are never attractive.
  • Sweetness works miracles with Venusians. Too much, though, is a turn-off.
  • It's true; Martains have lower pain threshold than Venusians.
  • You may come to think that Venusians are jealous creatures, but have you taken 5 to consider the Martian jealousy!?
  • Juvenility does not contradict virility.
  • No Martian is complete before meeting his Venus, only then does he reveal his true nature to her and to his fellow Martians.

5 Comments:

Blogger KareemFromEgypt said...

i assume you are talking about threshold to physical pain?

i beg to differ emotionally though.

the expression is drama queen not drama king, plus you don't know a thing about pain untill you've tried aftershave *grinning*

one more thing, STOP CALLING US MARTIANS, please :)

6/27/2006 9:40 PM  
Blogger Tiny said...

Yeah well, I did have the physical pain in mind but come to think of it, it doesn't really apply to emotional pain, coz in the affairs of the heart,although we-Venusians- have more stamina yet we are easily hurt. We do get our act together and resume, but it's easier to knock us down in the first place.

FYI, drama means action..and boy do we know how to be the Queens of action!? 7arakat ya3ny ;)

hmm..interesting remark on the aftershave *no further comment*

One more thing, talk to John Gray if u have an objection, Martian!

6/28/2006 1:12 AM  
Blogger Christian said...

hehe now where did you learn that about drama :P

And actually, kareem, nobody called anybody martians. Look closely at the post, it just talks of martians and venusians. You inferred the rest, I blame you for making it stick :P

6/28/2006 10:19 AM  
Blogger KareemFromEgypt said...

yeah right christian, as if the throngs of john F'in gray whore-shippers aren't enough, now i have to carry the guilt of being the one who made it stick?

but i like the way you think ;)

6/29/2006 8:28 PM  
Blogger KareemFromEgypt said...

tab3an worshipers excludes smart people who read first then come up with their own intellegent, tiny opinion :D

6/30/2006 10:55 AM  

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